Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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