My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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