Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats