Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.