i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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