College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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