Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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