Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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