even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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