good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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