carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
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Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Operation Purity has been aborted
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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