WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm at about main and main street
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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