i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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