I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
you made out with another girl for some wings
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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