Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.