Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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