doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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