If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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