I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
They have beer where we have blood.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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