I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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