? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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