is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm bleeding and have questions
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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