you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.