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Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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