I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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