there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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