I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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