I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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