Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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