talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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