dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you win again, gameday.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
ok first of all what the fuck
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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