So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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