I murdered the dance floor call the cops
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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