Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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