glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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