Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthdayâ€
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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