How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
you didnt know i had herpes?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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