Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Randomize