you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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