Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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