you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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