Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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