i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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