the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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