do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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