At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize