I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.