we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it