I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS