playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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