So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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