You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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