well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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